erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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Swine flu is the new snow day.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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