To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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