Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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