i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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