like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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