i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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