She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
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