Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm passing your future prison.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
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bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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