Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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