..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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