I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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