I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I had to cum in my sink.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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