Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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