Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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don't judge my taste in strippers
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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