If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
there is glitter all over my balls
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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