I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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