why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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