morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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