I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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