And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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