Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you win again, gameday.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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