Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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