Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
No more Irish car bombs ever.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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