he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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