Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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