school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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