are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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