I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
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I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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