I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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