lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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