Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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