Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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