All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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