he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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