Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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