went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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