Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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