did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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