Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
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You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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