I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?