your thong is hanging out like whoa
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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