the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
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I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize