Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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