oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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