eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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