thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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