Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.