Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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