Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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