I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
last night I used snow as a chaser
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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