Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
then he tried to convert me to islam
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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