That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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