So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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