whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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