The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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